One of the perils of blogging is having to deal with blog spam from people wanting to increase their page rank with search engines. Most of it is automated; a lot of it comes from non-English speakers.
Every once in a while though, you get a real pearl, like:
When I found this I had a strong desire to kick myself in the face to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I got out of my chair and walked around the office with a huge smile on my face. I was in such a good state of being that I asked out this girl from the coffee shop that I like. Posts like this slap all others square in the balls.
Though it is still spam that is COMPLETELY unrelated to the post it’s attached to (and you will still delete it), you have to give the writer an A for effort :).
A very urological comment to be sure!